well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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