it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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