seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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