There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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