wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize