I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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