I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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