It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
MIDGETS
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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