well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
