omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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