Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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