IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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