you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
