just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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