People in love make me want to vomit
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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