I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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