dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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