STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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