we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
