4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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