Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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