hows the party?
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be there in 10
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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