we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
we're so committed to being not committed
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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