maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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