Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Found the puke drawer
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Randomize
