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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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