so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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