shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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