she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i think i just lost a toe
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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