i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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