I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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