and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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