I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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