Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
