The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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