i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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