Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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