i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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