Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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