32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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