So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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