I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He did a backflip because drugs
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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