need another drink. this is the easiest way
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I love you.
Bad choice
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