Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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