Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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