I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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