singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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