maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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