Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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