You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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