im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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