I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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