the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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